I won playing the lottery. Weekly, at the grocery store I play Power Ball and Mega Millions. I was so excited I forgot which one, not that it matters.
Before I buy a new car, or reserve a space flight, or buy drinks on the house I need to settle down to reality:
Of the $10 I invested in the lottery this week my winnings were $4. So, my winnings were -$6.
This is the first time I won anything in at least 3 years. Which is roughly $1,520. But my lucky day is coming, I can feel it.
By the Law of Averages if nothing else.