Today my sisters were having some trees cut down on their property. They were not available so I went over to sort of watch over the operation.
I wondered how should I should dress: Boots, plaid shirt, with a washable-off tattoo, like the Paul Bunyan look? Or the brainy type, looking on the three workers and take notes continuously? Or maybe if I had on my Tilley Hat on and a bull whip hanging on my side I might remind them of Indiana Jones! That's it!
But on second thought, after I saw a tree fall making a loud scary noise I decided it would be safer to keep a good distance and to a video summary.
Also, I made myself useful and cleared off some dead limbs and debris from the previous tree cutting they had months ago. I put the ugly brown dead foliage behind the fallen trees, so the man down the street who promised to take the logs won't have an excuse.