Today is National Tell a Joke Day.
OK,. Here goes:
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Wait! I have another one: This one I think was made up when we were in high school by Larry Bradford.
Once a young lady was about to have a baby. She prayed and prayed for the baby to be born perfect. She has been sinless and maybe her wish would be granted.
The due date came and the baby was born. As soon as it was born she inspected the baby. It appeared to be perfect.
She was about to thank God for granting her wish when she noticed the baby had a golden screw in its naval.
She prayed again for the Lord to remove the little golden screw. She brought up again to Him that she had never sinned and this is punishing her baby and her.
She was praying by a window. She noticed a sun ray coming through the window. Down the sun ray slid a golden screwdriver.
It was plain what she had to do. She had to take the golden screwdriver and unscrew the golden screw out of the child's belly.
She did exactly that.
The golden screw came out easily. In a happy gleefully way she picked up the baby.
Its butt fell off.