UN – Exterior postcard

There you can see the UN, the streets that border it and the East River.

I was thinking the other day, if an UFO plopped down in front of you and some strange creatures climbed out and demand for you to take them to your leader – who would you carry them to?

The head prime minister of the United Nations?

Or maybe you think you should take them to the United States leader – which would be the CEO of any of the largest companies that are in the league of the top ten.

But first, maybe you should ask the aliens if they want to see an elected leader? If they buzz and whistle among themselves, then turn to you and say the elected leader, you probably should carry them to President George Bush.

Then Bush can carry them to Dick Chaney, after all, we must follow the chain of command protocol.

Dick the Puppeteer

"I Treat All Americans, Rich and Poor Equal!"

Portrait of Chaney As a Young Man

Yes, I broke the law, so?

I was wondering why Bush would opening admit breaking a law like wire tapping on private citizens; surveillance on American citizens without the consent of any court.

And while wondering, I remembered what I saw not long ago a political cartoon with Dick Chaney with a hand puppet that looked very much like Bush. The cartoon was insinuating that Bush would do anything Chaney would tell him to do; like Chaney was really calling the shots.

Then I thought, what if Bush was impeached for breaking the law. Who would get his job? Then, it all became clear...