I read in
UNCLE JOHN'S BATHROOM READER , THE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY an article about Tatiatan Kozhevnikova, a 42 year old
housewife and fitness enthusiast from Novosibirsk, Russia of having the record of having "the world' strongest
vagina muscles". Because of giving
birth to 15 children she developed an exercise she calls her "intimate exercises" She can "clamp" down with it and
lift over 30 pounds. Thinking of that
talent she developed reminded the time I went to a strip show at a traveling carnival
that was in a big vacant lot across from the street from the future home of the
Big Chicken in the early 1960s.
The feature
show that drew crowds of young men in was a woman who could strip down naked,
dancing to music, of course, then stoop down on a cigar on the stage without using her hands, if you know what I
mean. Then light it, and make it puff clouds of cigar smoke.
That is a
true God-given talent if I ever heard of one!
I don't
remember if she could blow smoke rings or not.
No comments:
Post a Comment