Throwback
Thursday. Back again at Waterman Street
School.
When I was
in the 7th Grade one warm spring evening, after dark, I saw a bat dive for bugs under the street light in
front of house.
I heard that
bats were blind and rely on their built-in-radar to sense bugs and attack
them. I threw up a pebble and sure
enough, a bat shot out of dark and zoomed right by the pebble. I suppose at the last moment it realized it
wasn't a morsel of food and darted sideways.
After throwing other pebbles up and watching the bat each time go after
it, I developed a plan:
When a car
came down the street I would throw a pebble directly in front of it but low.
When I did
that, I did exactly that and the car hit my little bat friend.
The bat was
dead, or so I thought.
I went back
to the house and found a the kind of netted sacks oranges came in and put the
bat in it. I forgot where I stored it
overnight.
The next
morning I carried it to school. I think
my intention was to impress Mrs. King, my grades were borderline.
I always
have had the habit of arriving early.
School was no exception. In the hallway at school that morning I was
standing outside our 7th grade talking
to others waiting on the bell to ring. I
had already showed my classmates standing there the dead bat in the netted
sack.
Then, one, a
little girl, said, "Look! Your bat
is alive!"
I looked
down and the little varmint was prying away the net and suddenly jumped out and
became airborne.
It flew up
and down the hallway outside the classrooms bumping into the wall, search for a
way out.
When the
kids realized what has going on the begin to panic and scream and run away from
the area it was bumping into the ceiling and walls, but their running caused
the bat to follow the movement, which they screamed even louder.
The
principal, Miss. Whitehead, and the janitor, Cliff, came rushing to the scene
with brooms.
Miss
Whitehead ordered all the children into their classrooms. They ran into their rooms screaming.
I walked in
with my head down, on thinking, I was going to get it.
And I did.
Not long
after we were in our rooms Miss Whitehead came in, red faced, and told Mrs.
King she wanted to have a word with me.
Out in the
hall, red face and teary eyed, she wagged her finger at me and gave me a good
chewing out. She told me she taught my
father, and his brothers, and they were always pulling something, but nothing
as bad as this. People could have been
killed, stomped to death.
"DON'T YOU EVER, I MEAN EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS
AGAIN!!" Her snarling red face
shouted at my frightened face, about 4
inches apart.
Oops!
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