LIVE NUDE PICTURES OF ME COMING UP!
Yesterday my ratings fell. On my counter my visitation was about half what it was either of the past two three days.
So I am going to have to something desperate to get my numbers up. On second thought, I better not use my nude card – the viewer-ship might even cut itself in half again.
Wait! I am going to go out and buy be a webcam and have a live picture of me eating a live chicken….. or what if the chicken is rotisseried and I’m live?
No, I didn’t draw a crowd the other day when I did that at Sam & Dave’s Barbecue. Only one old woman who told me to use the napkin to get the grease off my face.
Maybe I will change the name from chicken fat to “TITS GALORE!” then that should draw them in. But on second thought, that is all I need is an angry mob.
Oh me.
9 comments:
Ed,
How titillating!
Bird,
I may have to borrow that word too, for my blog, to attract the masses.
Uh OH, you're getting desperate, I see.....LOL. No nude Eddie's or chickens here, please?
Thanks for the visit. No, I do not have a Kermit, but I do have a frog Beanie Baby and a stuffed "Freddie the Frog".
Ed, you may have it...I have to admit, I didn't coin it...haha
Judy,
Elmo is the Seseme Street to have this year.
During my son's young years it was Kermit and Bert & Ernie.
Bird,
I think there was a topless restaurant in Atlanta that included that word in the name.
That is funny! Although as a person with a blog that often includes those phrases (with no delivery of the goods!), I can guarantee that the words don't draw 'em in, either.
Suzanne,
Maybe I better stick to talking about the south.
Look Away! Look Away!
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