Saturday, May 27, 2017

Our 2 or 3 Hour Visit at the Atlantis Paradise Island


click on photo to enlarge, it will look better.





The Atlantis is a very expensive resort for the elite.  On the ground level, or should I say "sea level" is a huge aquarium of sharks, ray fish, and many others types that make a good show.
The hosting level has restaurants, casinos, and artsy kind of decor to admire.
One of the James Bond movies shows Agent 007 calmly playing cards in the casino before he springs into action.   Also in the compound  I think  Ophra and others have get-a-ways.  I think Michael Jackson did but that may have been dissolved with other Jackson's estate.
 The Atlantis is a little island next to Nassau in the Bahamas.  In fact, they are so close you could walk over a little bridge or wade from one island to the other.  In our case, we came with a car full of tourists and a tour-guide driver.  He left us there.  It was not easy finding a way back.  I do not remember the details but somehow we rode back in a crowded  speedboat  with a bunch of natives and I think a young couple on their honeymoon.  The speedboat was so crowded he Atlantic Ocean's water line was close to the overflowing into the boast line.  But as  the driver (Pilot? skipper?) picked up speed the boat rose itself a little.  I suppose he knew what he was doing.

I wondered if some of the Atlantis guests looking out their windows might wonder if we were Cuban refugees .  And if they had thought that, they might not have been entirely wrong.

The tourguide/Taxi Driver told us that the citizens were not allowed, by law, to play or dine at the Atlantis Casino; only to work.


















This glass sculpture served sort of like a center piece  in the huge casino.  I think it is an original by artist Dale Chilhuly.

Where is Plato?  He created Atlantis.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Benjamin and Mom & Dad in April 2017



Most of the pictures are by Mom Sabrina.









Thursday, May 25, 2017

Throwback Thursday: Leonard & Jeannette Phillips Petty's 50th Anniversary in 1995





Throwback Thursday.  Mama's youngest brother Leonard Francis Petty (1924-2001) married Jeannette Phillips (1925-2004) in June 1945.  They had four children.  Their children gave them a 50th Anniversary party in 1995.

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Leonard and Jeannettes' extended immediate family



Below, when a person is given a title like sister, or daughter, it is generally the relationship Leonard and Jeannette have of the subject, with exceptions, which I try to point out.


Son Billy and grandson

Billy's son and daughter LaVern


Brother Wallace and his daughter Cheryl


Sister Janie (Mama), and her daughters Frances & Bonnie



Daughter LaVonne (R) and sister-in-law MaryJo (Tom's wife)



Friend of family since growing up in Cohutta, Monroe Reece


Sister Sarah (R) and her beau.


Daughter Susie and her daughter


Daughter Lavonne with her husband and two grown children.



Leonard with brother Wallace


Brother Wallace, sister Janie, and Janie's daughters


The four of the five* surviving children of 12.
That was 22 years ago, they have all passed now.

*absent is brother Roy Petty of Carmel, NY.


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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

No Pulled Pork





I am not a well read person, I'm just a so-so read person; just enough knowledge to be dangerous.    

But anyway, below, these two unconnected facts in UNCLE JOHN'S BATHROOM READER assortment of odd-facts at the bottom of each page,  seem to conflict each other, Oxymoron Facts:

World's most widely eaten meat:  pork.


Most common male name:  Mohammed

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Happy Birthday Adam!












Monday, May 22, 2017

Alaskan Bucket List





My Alaskan Bucket List

We are planning a trip to Alaska soon.  It will be partly land travel  and partly a  cruise.  I am working on a Bucket List:

1.  King of the World.  At the bow at the very tip of the ship, in rough waters,  do something original, like spread my arms out like an eagle and proclaim I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"




above: Humpback Whale Breaching


2.  The cruise ship almost guarantees you will see a whale come out of the waters and breach.  I think I am going to jump on it as it breaches and hollow "Yahoo!" (holding on with one hand and waving my hat with the other.

3.  The ship will also bring us up to a close view of a glacier, maybe two.  I will rush around and remind the tourists of how the Titanic hit an iceberg and  sunk, but tell them not to worry, because if anything goes wrong I am there to fix it.

4.  Beat a lumber jack at arm wrestling.

5.  Beat a lumber jack log-rolling.

6. Beat another lumber jack chopping trees down.

7.  Go into saloon known for its high-stakes poker game and take on each player and take all their money, and the whole time giggling explaining this is the first day I have played poker.


8.  Walk into the wildest saloon  in the Yukon and beat up every man there and wink at the swooning Can-Can dancers.


9.  While in the Yukon, take the afternoon off and mine for gold and find the biggest gold vein in history.

10. Practice singing until my voice sounds just like Johnny Horton, then treat my fellow travelers to the song "North to Alaska".



11.  Carve a totem pole, making the top or bottom figure a very good likeness of me.

12. Swim upstream with the salmon.

13. Snatch a salmon out of a polar bear's mouth and eat it in front of him and dare him to say anything.

14.  Slap a grizzly bear silly.

15.  Climb up Denali Mountain/Mount Mckinley, to the tallest point in North America, beat my chest, and again proclaim "I am King of the World!"

16.  Ski down the mountain, skiing backwards, doing flips, and a variety of other ski tricks I will learn while I'm doing them.






17.  Run the Iditerod Dog Race trail, and beat all the winners' records, of course.





19.  Take a picture of a moose.

20.  Pretend to panic when the Northern Lights/Aurora Borealis appear and run around and say this is proof the Bible prophesies coming true, the end of the world is here!   And sell them mood rings that will protect them.  Then the next day tell them I was only joking.




21. To top things off visit Sarah Palin, smooth-talk her and go to the kitchen and look out the window and see Russia and make a face.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES!! Fat Freddy Himself!

Written and Drawn by Gilbert Shelton.

Click on it  to make it bigger and  readable, but it still might not make sense.



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