Saturday, September 23, 2006

New Responsibilities


Yesterday my ratings fell. On my counter my visitation was about half what it was either of the past two three days.

So I am going to have to something desperate to get my numbers up. On second thought, I better not use my nude card – the viewer-ship might even cut itself in half again.

Wait! I am going to go out and buy be a webcam and have a live picture of me eating a live chicken….. or what if the chicken is rotisseried and I’m live?

No, I didn’t draw a crowd the other day when I did that at Sam & Dave’s Barbecue. Only one old woman who told me to use the napkin to get the grease off my face.

Maybe I will change the name from chicken fat to “TITS GALORE!” then that should draw them in. But on second thought, that is all I need is an angry mob.

Oh me.



Blogger Bird said...

How titillating!

9:15 AM  
Blogger ET said...

I may have to borrow that word too, for my blog, to attract the masses.

9:49 AM  
Blogger kenju said...

Uh OH, you're getting desperate, I see.....LOL. No nude Eddie's or chickens here, please?

Thanks for the visit. No, I do not have a Kermit, but I do have a frog Beanie Baby and a stuffed "Freddie the Frog".

4:50 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

Ed, you may have it...I have to admit, I didn't coin it...haha

4:59 PM  
Blogger ET said...

Elmo is the Seseme Street to have this year.
During my son's young years it was Kermit and Bert & Ernie.

I think there was a topless restaurant in Atlanta that included that word in the name.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

That is funny! Although as a person with a blog that often includes those phrases (with no delivery of the goods!), I can guarantee that the words don't draw 'em in, either.

1:10 PM  
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1:10 PM  
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1:10 PM  
Blogger ET said...

Maybe I better stick to talking about the south.
Look Away! Look Away!

2:06 PM  

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