You Are History Calvin!
After the Kentucky Derby on Saturday the Queen, via a powerful blurred zoom lens, was photographed frowning and ripping up her betting tickets up and kicking them. According to the gossip around the tracks several people tried suggesting to Her Majesty that she put her money on “Street Sense” that was to be ridden by a little Cajun fellow by the name of Calvin Borel.
She told the people giving her the advice that she knew horses and she was putting all her money on “No Biz Like Show Biz”. She wanted to try the local foods and refreshments, so she might have had a few too many mint juleps. So, when they said she wanted to put all her money on “No Biz Like Show Biz” – well, to make a long complicated story short, The Kentucky Derby Corporation now owns all Royal holdings in the United Kingdom.
Now, it is reported that she wants to go to New Orleans next February to do as the natives do during Mardi Gras, eat a little spicy Cajun food and maybe earn some string beads, now that that her jewelry collection has depleted.
And while in Cajun country she (and her body guards) might visit jockey Calvin Borel and let him know what a great race he ran! She plans to tell him in such a way he will remember the rest of his life.