Monday, June 13, 2016

Rhetorical Questions



You know what a rhetorical question is?  Of course you do, like if you ask "How many angels can fit on the head of pin?"  You don't really want to know how many angels an fit on the head of a pin...or can you get any more on the head if you tell them to exhale?  I don't think angels inhale or exhale.
Another more blunt rhetorical question is , "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
You don't say you don't know, you have not read on up on that.  You jovially get in the spirit and say, "Yes!"
And here is another one:  "Does a monkey piss while up in a tree?"

 Take that smile off your face, get a serious no-fooling around look and show this picture on your smart phone and "Yes!  And I have proof!"

(you may have to click on the image to see the pee flowing)




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