Saturday, October 17, 2009

I Will Live Forever!! (If I don't die)


I was forwarded information about honey and cinnamon. It said if you take honey and cinnamon together regularly it just about prevents and/or cures just about every disease known to man.

I have been taking locally produced honey for allergies for years. I mix the honey with vinegar and hot water and sip it like a tea.

And as of this yesterday I started adding cinnamon.

Now, I will probably live forever.

Being around for eternity I thought I might put it to good use and do a public service. I tell what I will do: See me and talk to me. I’ll make mental notes, or I might have to write them down and take pictures to help my memory.

Then hundreds of years later I will visit your descendents and tell them what sort of person you were and what I thought of you.

But I have to warn you now… It seems only appropriate that if I do you a favor like that you should give me a gift to show your appreciation. The gift, of course, the more valuable it is the more I will think of that person, and can really come up with some doozy kind things to hand down.

And if the gift isn’t so good… well, I can get critical sometimes too

The forwarding I received (Snopes says this is undetermined, under research.):

> Honey is the only food on the planet
> that will not spoil or rot. It will do
> what some call turning to sugar. In reality honey is always
> honey. However,
> when left in a cool dark place for a long time it will do
> what I rather call
> "crystallizing".
>
> When this happens I loosen the lid, boil some water, and
> sit the honey
> container in the hot water, off the heat and let it
> liquefy. It is then as
> good as it ever was.
>
> Never boil honey or put it in a microwave. To do so will
> kill the enzymes in
> the honey.
>
> Cinnamon and Honey
>
> ~ Bet the drug companies won't like this one getting
> around.~
>
> Facts on Honey and Cinnamon:
>
> It is found that a mixture of honey and Cinnamon cures most
> diseases. Honey
> is produced in most of the countries of the world.
> Scientists of today also
> accept honey as a 'Ram Ban' (very effective) medicine for
> all kinds of
> diseases.
>
> Honey can be used without any side effects for any kind of
> diseases.
>
> Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, if
> taken in the right
> dosage as a medicine, it does not harm diabetic patients.
>
>
> Weekly World News, a magazine in Canada , in its issue
> dated 17 January,1995
> has given the following list of diseases that can be cured
> by honey and
> cinnamon as researched by western scientists:
>
> HEART DISEASES:
> Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, apply on bread,
> instead of jelly
> and jam, and eat it regularly for breakfast. It reduces the
> cholesterol in
> the arteries and saves the patient from heart attack.
> Also, those who have already had an attack, if they do this
> process daily,
> they are kept miles away from the next attack. Regular use
> of the above
> process relieves loss of breath and strengthens the heart
> beat. In America
> and Canada , various nursing homes have treated patients
> successfully and
> have found that as you age, the arteries and veins lose
> their flexibility
> and get clogged; honey and cinnamon revitalize the arteries
> and veins.
>
> ARTHRITIS:
> Arthritis patients may take daily, morning and night, one
> cup of hot water
> with two spoons of honey and one small teaspoon of cinnamon
> powder. If taken
> regularly even chronic arthritis can be cured. In a
> recent research conducted at the Copenhagen University , it
> was found that
> when the doctors treated their patients with a mixture of
> one tablespoon
> Honey and half teaspoon Cinnamon powder before breakfast,
> they found that
> within a week, out of the 200 people so treated,
> practically 73 patients
> were totally relieved of pain, and within a month, mostly
> all the patients
> who could not walk or move around because of arthritis
> started walking
> without pain.
>
> BLADDER INFECTIONS:
> Take two tablespoons of cinnamon powder and one teaspoon of
> honey in a glass
> of lukewarm water and drink it. It destroys the germs in
> the bladder.
>
>
> CHOLESTEROL:
> Two tablespoons of honey and three teaspoons of Cinnamon
> Powder mixed in 16
> ounces of tea water, given to a cholesterol patient, was
> found to reduce the
> level of cholesterol in the blood by 10 percent within two
> hours. As
> mentioned for arthritic patients, if taken three times a
> day, any chronic
> cholesterol is cured. According to information received in
> the said Journal,
> pure honey taken with food daily relieves complaints of
> cholesterol.
>
> COLDS:
> Those suffering from common or severe colds should take one
> tablespoon
> lukewarm honey with 1/4 spoon cinnamon powder daily for
> three days. This
> process will cure most chronic cough, cold, and clear the
> sinuses.
>
> UPSET STOMACH:
> Honey taken with cinnamon powder cures stomach ache and
> also clears stomach
> ulcers from the root.
>
> GAS:
> According to the studies done in India and Japan , it is
> revealed that if
> Honey is taken with cinnamon powder the stomach is relieved
> of gas.
>
> IMMUNE SYSTEM:
> Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens the
> immune system and
> protects the body from bacteria and viral attacks.
> Scientists have found
> that honey has various vitamins and iron in large amounts.
> Constant use of
> Honey strengthens the white blood corpuscles to fight
> bacterial and viral
> diseases.
>
> INDIGESTION:
> Cinnamon powder sprinkled on two tablespoons of honey taken
> before food
> relieves acidity and digests the heaviest of meals.
>
> INFLUENZA:
> A scientist in Spain has proved t hat honey contains a
> natural ' Ingredient'
> which kills the influenza germs and saves the patient from
> flu.
>
> LONGEVITY:
> Tea made with honey and cinnamon powder, when taken
> regularly, arrests the
> ravages of old age. Take four spoons of honey, one spoon of
> cinnamon powder,
> and three cups of water and boil to make like tea. Drink
> 1/4 cup, three to
> four times a day. It keeps the skin fresh and soft and
> arrests old
> age. Life spans also increase and even a 100 year old,
> starts performing the
> chores of a 20-year-old.
>
> PIMPLES:
> Three tablespoons of honey and one teaspoon of cinnamon
> powder paste. Apply
> this paste on the pimples before sleeping and wash it next
> morning with warm
> water. If done daily for two weeks, it removes pimples from
> the root.
>
> SKIN INFECTIONS:
> Applying honey and cinnamon powder in equal parts on the
> affected parts
> cures eczema, ringworm and all types of skin infections.
>
> WEIGHT LOSS:
> Daily in the morning one half hour before breakfast on an
> empty stomach, and
> at night before sleeping, drink honey and cinnamon powder
> boiled in one cup
> of water. If taken regularly, it reduces the weight of even
> the most obese
> person. Also, drinking this mixture regularly does not
> allow the fat to
> accumulate in the body even though the person may eat a
> high calorie diet.
>
> CANCER:
> Recent research in Japan and Australia has revealed that
> advanced cancer of
> the stomach and bones have been cured successfully.
> Patients suffering from
> these kinds of cancer should daily take one tablespoon of
> honey with one
> teaspoon of cinnamon powder for one month three times a
> day.
>
> FATIGUE:
> Recent studies have shown that the sugar content of honey
> is more helpful
> rather than being detrimental to the strength of the body.
> Senior citizens,
> who take honey and cinnamon powder in equal parts, are more
> alert and
> flexible. Dr... Milton, who has done research, says that a
> half tablespoon
> of honey taken in a glass of water and sprinkled with
> cinnamon powder, taken
> daily after brushing and in the afternoon at about 3:00
> P.M. when the
> vitality of the body starts to decrease, increases the
> vitality of the body
> within a week.
>
> BAD BREATH:
> People of South America , first thing in the morning,
> gargle with one
> teaspoon of honey and cinnamon powder mixed in hot water,
> so their breath
> stays fresh throughout the day.
>
> HEARING LOSS:
> Daily morning and night honey and cinnamon powder, taken in
> equal parts
> restores hearing. Remember when we were kids? We had
> toast with real butter
> and cinnamon sprinkled on it!
>
> No virus found in this incoming message.
> The honey took care of the virus !!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

GOOD WORK, HONEY~
NOW,GO DO YOUR HONEY-DO LIST!

PR

Eddie said...

PR,
You are right - one honey attended to and one honey-do-list sat aside.

G said...

Paul and Eddie,
The honey cure! I've seen the honey-cure-all list floating around the internet. If it's true what they say about honey, why don't our doctors tell us?

There's a road-side wagon here in prumpyland that sells raw honey (whatever that is). The owner swears by it. I'm gonna buy some. He also sells beef jerky, lol

Anonymous said...

MAN, WHAT A COMBO: BEEF JERKY AND A LITTLE DOE OF HONEY.SOUNDS LIKE A DAVID ALLAN COE SONG.
PR