Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Farts Facts

I like to collect useless interesting information.  It makes me look so wise!

They are not conversation pieces.  Once you stated the little interesting fact there is not much left to be said about the subject.
On all the Uncle John's Bathroom Almanacs I have read through the years, on each page at the bottom they have one interesting fact or statistic, just like the kinds I thrive on.

For example: 

An average of two people per year die from flatulence.


It takes 30 to 45 minutes for gas in your intestines to become a fart.

You start the conversation and end the conversation, all in one sentence.


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