Hate On Wheels

I heard on the news that the crowd roared with approval when Paris Hilton was carried to jail for the second time. If I was there, my little voice would have been included the roar too.

Do we like to see justice or do we just like to see someone suffer in public? Throughout the history of public hangings and public beheadings there was always a jeering crowd.

With such a loose-cannon-like crowd I think with a little push they could easily become an angry mob.

What would a wise entrepreneur see in the rabble-rousing hot-headed angry mob? Answer: A market!

I am drawing up plans now. I think I will name it “Angry Mob On Wheels” and the motto will be “We Go Where The Hate Is!” We will have a big van that the side will open up with a counter to sell our merchandise. The color of the van will be red, white, and blue.

If it was in operation yesterday it would have been outside the Hilton home in Los Angeles selling torches and hate signs.

When business is slow we can always look on a website that has sex offenders’ homes on it and make printouts and sell those as maps and be there when the mob arrives to sell torches, crosses that we will soak in kerosene for a fee, and of course hate signs with the sex offender’s name on the sign and telling him to go back where he come from… also, we will have wooden crosses soaked in kerosene and other good hate items for sale.

We can make oodles of money on just pointing out where people of accent live and follow the crowds there with our stuff for sell.

I think 8X10 glossy color pictures of George Bush would sell well too – so, we should stock plenty of those; also baseball bats.

Hoorah for Free Enterprise!!