Days Without Shirts
Every time I happen to turn on the TV and the Soap Opera Days Of Our Lives is running there is always a man standing there talking with no shirt on.
The man might have a towel around his bottom part because his aunt’s half sister happened to drop by to borrow something. Another man may be out chopping wood, shirtless, or a man might be tearing down a brick wall in New Orleans for a Habitat project, and of course, shirtless.
I think a producer of days was looking over the bills and saw that what the wardrobe department spent on men’s shirts was outrageous. So, now the policy, is whenever possible have the men parade around without a shirt.
It would not surprise me if at the Salem Hospital Doctor Horton is operating shirtless. Or maybe Victor going over his high sophisticated finances is behind his big mahogany desk shirtless. Or maybe police brothers Roman and Bo Brady fight off a team of thugs and everybody is shirtless – a version of River Dance.
What about Mickey Horton, a fine lawyer, presents his case to the jury with no shirt on? And you look up at the judge and not only does he not have a robe on but also n.s. Maybe they are involved in a very complicated law SUIT.