The other day the podiatrist removed one of my big toenails.
After it was over the nurse gave me a printout of post-op instructions. One of the things listed was to soak my foot in warm water with Epson salt.
I notice when I do this my dog Willow comes up and wants to drink the water.
Two or three times I have ran her off when she tried drinking it. Today when she tried it I asked her why did she like that water.
She said, “Arf!”
I got out my animal translating machine I bought from Amazon and asked her again. It translated to more or less to say, “Man! If you haven’t tried Human Toe Soup you haven’t lived!”