I wonder
what Emily Post said about flatulence?
You know, farting? Before you go
on-line and send me a link, that was just a rhetorical question.
What I am
getting at is regional manners.:
In the North
when one lets air loudly, a polite person will say, "excuse me."
In the
South, when I was growing up, it was common knowledge if one lets a loud fart
out, he would instantly say "Jaybird!" or "Safety!"
If you
failed or forgot to say one of those two words, that would give your friend a
legal right to punch you on your arm as hard as he/she can. That's the law of the land.
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