Evolution Hot Potato
Some people are offended that the scientific community claims that Evolution is a fact and our ancestors were monkeys.
Professor A.E. Newman has invented an electronic device that translates animals noises into words of the English language.
He interviewed a group of monkeys about the Evolution claim and the general consensus among the primates were, “Hell no! No frigging way!! - We will do a mass suicide if that is true!”
Professor Newman also interviewed some fish and they collectively said they would take the humans in, if the monkeys wouldn’t … however, it is just the opposite of what the scientists claim: Fish evolved from humans, not the other way around, but now, some fish are offended.