Friday, April 27, 2007

"I'm Here At Wal-Mart" - status seeker

This morning we were having breakfast out. There were two men sitting at a table near us. One of the men was on his cell phone.

I heard him say something about "criminal trespassing." What about criminal trespassing? Was he the one criminal trespassing? Or maybe he was going to tell on somebody for criminal trespassing.

Then I heard him say, "He is my probation officer." Then I felt I knew who criminally trespassed.

It didn't happened, but if he had bumped into me and said, "excuse me." I would say, "No, excuse me!"

And then we went to pick up a few things at Wal-Mart. Where there, I walked by two people in two different areas on their cell phones and each said something like, "I'm here at Wal-Mart." I should have pushed my face near the cell phone and said, "Me too!"



Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have done the wal-mart intrusion thing. I'm sure the people would have been indignant, but it would have been good for a laugh.

All in keeping with the "if it feels good philosophy" of our nation today....tsk tsk.


5:43 AM  
Blogger ET said...

Unfortunately, what feels good for me should stop at the other person's nose - just the moment before it becomes bloody.

6:21 AM  

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