Monday, December 27, 2010

A Bear in the Woods



At the Manchester-Boston Regional Airport two airplane landings were delayed, in 2007, when the only certified air traffic controller had to go to the bathroom. They had to circle the airport for 18 minutes until, well, the controller worked things out. The bathroom break also delayed two outgoing flights, which one was carrying a set of lungs to be transplanted in New Jersey.

A spokesman for the FAA said, “These people are humans, they have to go to the bathroom”.*

I'm sure that was news to the Postal Service. A production clerk or mailhandler to go the the bathroom on company time was always frowned upon by management. It could delay the mail and make the production numbers look bad. And for the production figures look bad is very terrible. It means managers' bonuses may not be as fat. How horrible!


*UNCLE JOHN’S 20TH ANNIVERSARY BATHROOM READER, p61.

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