People have asked me from time to time what did I do when I first retired? With a body like this? I became a male dancer of course.
But it didn’t last. It was so humiliating having to stoop down to have some women push a ten dollar bill deep down in your drawers. I felt like a sex object.
And of course there were also the elderly El Cheapskate women who wanted to cram pennies and nickels down your pants… do you realize just how heavy a lot of coins are in your shorts – and they pull them down some, and not only that but it has give a wrong impression, visual wise – some think you “do doed” in your pants – then they don’t want to stick their hands down in there at all … you realize how embarrassing that is?