High Crimes on the High Seas
Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, and a bottle of Diet Coke!
Well, maybe it is not a high crime. Well, maybe it is not a crime at all.
Here is our plan while we are at sea. On the ship you can buy a souvenir cup for something like $15 per person and with that cup you can go to any drink station and they will fill it up for you free. If you bought individual drinks each time, you are likely to spend more money.
We are going to buy only one cup and both of us use it. So, instead of spending $30 we will spend only $15. This isn’t exactly sword fighting or holding a maiden hostage or making the captain walk the plank, or swinging on a mast line to another ship with the valuable jewels in a leather pouch but fifteen dollars is fifteen dollars – right?