On THE TODAY
SHOW this morning they announced that tonight, the last minute of June will have
one additional second. They went on to
say that each day the real time is shorted by a fraction of a second and ever
so often when enough fractions add up to be a whole, they tack an extra second
on the end of the month to make everything, time-wise to work out.
It is like a
time warp, or time traveling.
Then I
wondered if actually rearranging seconds might after a terrible effect on the
human race I got my Ouija Board out and called up a conference séance with
Albert Einstein and Sir Isaac Newton. I
told them the problem of humans monkeying with real time and would there be any
bad consequences.
They both
chuckled and called me a few names that was in a foreign language and laughed
again, harder.
I didn't wan to look stupid so I laughed too, and that caused them to laugh so hard they started coughing.
They gave me
this advice: At the final bonus second
at the end of June jump up in the
air. Being in midair you will escape the
time consequence. When
you land you will land in the first second
of July, so you will not be effective.
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