In Russia Santa wears a blue suit.**
Or course our Santa wears a red suit.
Whether your Santa wears a red or blue suit the bottom line is the same: Santa delivers nice presents to all good little boys and girls.
This also means there are a lot of poor little boys and girls that are bad. They didn’t get nice Christmas presents did they? And it also means that ALL the little rich kids are very good. The proof is that they got the nice presents.
* Lovingly swiped from Harry Green's blog.
**Uncle John’s Bathroom Almanac Page-A-Day calendar.