Am I a Charmer or What?

Am I a charmer or what? Today in Costco's parking lot an old lady, also pushing a shopping cart told me, "I'm going home with you! You have all good stuff!" Then later I went into a Race Trak Gas, poured me a cup of coffee and walked up to the counter, pulled out my billfold to pay for it and the lady behind the counter said with a Jamaican accent, "Keep your money honey, it's on me!" If this keeps up I might make me a sign WILL CHARM FOR FOOD.