HAPPY NATIONAL SAIDE HAWKINS DAY!
Today is National Sadie Hawkins Day.
Sadie Hawkins was a character in the LI'L ABNER comic strip many years ago. She was homely looking. No man wanted her. She was about to be an old maid when her powerful and influential daddy set up an annual day in the community of Dogpatch that at the sound of a gun all the eligible bachelors would run and all the single available girls would chase them and when caught, she would drag him across the finish line and "Marrying Sam" married them, if he groom objected or not.
So, you single males, today stay indoors. If you must go out, WATCH OUT!