LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!! (and me)

Queen Elizabeth has been on the throne for sixty years. That means it is time for a DIAMOND JUBILEE HOE-DOWN.



Queen Elizabeth is 86 years old. That means maybe all those Brits hollering all these years “LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!” had divine power.



Now, you Englishmen and Englishwomen I kindly have a request. Please start hollering “LONG LIVE RETIRED US POSTAL CLERKS AND THEIR FAMILIES!” as often as you drink tea.  Thank you.