The makings of the Soap DAYS:
Director: Action:
Nothing.
Director: Where is
everybody?
Cameraman: The
writers wrote them out; sent them on trips.
Director: Huh? How?
Cameraman: Eric went
to Africa to help out with an epidemic;
Sandy went back to her home in France; Christian is going to
prison; Will & Whathizname their
name left for a new job in another
state; Bo killed, Gabi & Rafi
Hernandez went to Mexico to save their mother, Hope, who knows, John Black is in a coma, Whathizname is
chasing his tale; Victor too old and grumpy to do nothing but sit around and
complaoin and Hope’s daughter killed in a car explosion but they never found a
body, so is she dead or not? and the
whole acting staff imploded itself, gone!
Poof! The writers created them into this world and they now they
deleted them.
The payroll has been cut, that is what the producers wanted
wanted isn’t it?
No more human interaction, no more human friction. No more exciting stories.
Never more.
Or time proportions have different rules in soaps. I have seen heated conversations last two
weeks (without a pee break). So, we might
just be between the period of the last sentence and the new sentence.
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