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On a well dented dirty car:

DON'T LET THIS CAR FOOL YOU,
MY TREASURE IS IN HEAVEN!

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My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student.

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Bumper Sticker on the back window of a pickup truck:

If It Has Tits or Wheels You Will Have Problems.

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Amount of Freedom equals the Distance Between Church and State

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Diapers & Politicians have to be changed for the same reason.

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Don't Believe Everything You think!