buuuddy!

 

Overheard two waitresses converse in a country cooking, all you can eat buffet:

(they converged on two tables next to us when the group of men got up and left)

"I thought you said you were going to wipe that table."

"I did say I was going to wipe the table and was going to when I noticed something in the floor so I bent over to pick it up and you started wiping the table before I could."

Same two Waitresses Later:

"If you tell me to work Tues-DAY, then you are telling me to work the day shift. But if you tell me to work Tuesdy, then you are telling me to work from opening to closing."

Same two, round three:

"How come he put the tip in your hand and I did all the work?"

"He's my buuuddy!"