Uncle John's Ribbing

 Here is a statistic that might make you feel socially average, above average, or a social leopard: According to UNCLE JOHN'S BATHROOM ALMANAC PAGE-A-DAY CALENDAR, on Feb. 13, 2014: An average Fecebook user has 130 "Friends".

But are all your friends really "Friends"? Who knows? First, you have to define "friend" and cull out the smiley faces.... it gets complicated. Who cares anyway? It is just a vehicle to be sociable without bathing.

Another UNCLIE JOHN'S BATHROOM READER PAGE-A-DAY Calendar it said in China it is considered rude to suck on your chopsticks. I suppose if they consider that rude they would also turn their noses up at a local lady that I heard of that at lunch, after she finishes eating, she removes her false teeth and lick them clean.

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