Elf (A.K.A. “F”) On The Shelf.
On the news this morning was a piece about a school
principal, I think his name is Mr. Vaughn, who dresses in red with red and
white striped stockings during Christmas time at school to have fun with the
students at his school. “Put a smile on
their faces” he said.
However, it stands to reason, that out of a school student
body there are bound to be a few bad apples.
And those bad apples would be sent to the principal’s office for
discipline.
I know, I have been sent to the principal’s office a bunch
of times.
In grammar school Principal Miss Whitehead did not greet me
dressed in red, with a floppy red cap and stripped white and red stockings. She had no intention of “putting a smile on my
face.” She wanted to see tears and
fright.
Which if you have noticed I never misspell Principal. One time our high school principal Lloyd Cox,
in a morning student body meeting said
he was looking over potential teachers resume letters and it was amazing how
many looking for a job misspelled Principal, saying instead Principle.
Speaking of Principal Cox one time he had three of us lined
us and suddenly whipped out behind his back a blown up Whoopee Cushion and
squeezed it and it made a loud farting noise and us three cracked up
laughing. The cushion was confiscated from
us by Coach Lundy in phys ed. Lloyd
said, “What is so funny about that.” He
should have had on an Elf on the Shelf suit, because he certainly caused mirth,
spontaneously smiles and laughter.
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