I just read
in the paper that our teacher and high school principal Lloyd Cox died on
Friday, the 6th, at age 97.
He was a
very likeable principal, even if he was on to us.
I remember
one time a few of us at lunch time slipped over to a friend's house to play
pool. We also tried his father's
moonshine, which was a conversational piece more than a drinking item. We drunk more than we should, but skipped
more than we should. When we returned my
cousin Dee Hunter walked by me and handed me a note. She worked in the principal's as a student
help. The note said I had better make up
something fast, Mr. Cox has been looking for me all over. In the outer office he said he "got
Eddie Hunter now!"
I went to
the bathroom and put a bar of soap under my arms (I heard that would raise your
temperature). Then I staggered down the
hall, I don't think that was a fake - the moonshine. Lloyd saw me in the hall way and said,
"Where have you been, I looked all over for you!" I pointed to the boys bathroom next to the Home Economics Class. I said, "In their puking my guts
out."
He thought I
had the flu and sent me home. Asked me
did I have a way, which I did.
Here is a
couple of quotes I remember (he was full of memorable quotes):
"Do you
smoke Eddie?"
'"Yes."
Bending over
in my face: "Aren't you afraid you
will burn your fingers?"
He called
three of us to his office and lined us up, then suddenly whipped a Poo-Poo
Cushion out from behind him, squeezed it and it made a farting sound. (Coach Lundy confiscated it from us in the
period before).
All three of
us broke out laughing.
"What
is so funny about that?"
One time he
was complaining that he receives many teacher applications addressed to the
"Principle". He said the way
you spell it is "Principal" "Remember the PAL part. Which, now, that is one word I always spell
correctly because of him.
The above
picture was taken at a Good Old Boys (GOBAG) meeting on the day he turned 91,
if I remember correctly.
*"B.
Lloyds" is one of the nick names we gave him behind his back.
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