Larry Bradford told me the below joke back in high school:
A young woman always prayed to have a perfect baby. And she always led a good sinless life for
that perfect baby someday.
After she was married she had a baby. It was perfect in every detail, except
one: The little baby had a golden screw
in its naval. She was shaken.
She carried the baby to her church and placed it on the
alter and began to pray.
"Please, I am never sinned, I have always led a
straight and narrow life and prayed for the perfect baby and it is except for
the little golden screw in its naval.
Please, remove the screw Lord".
A ray of light came downward through the stain glass windows
to the baby. Then, down the ray of
light gently slid a golden screwdriver.
She knew what to do:
She grabbed the screwdriver and
with it unscrewed the golden screw.
Then, she picked up her now-perfect baby and its butt fell
off.
Larry Bradford told that joke in such a way, you forgot
reality. He delivered well timed punch
lines like no other.
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