Mary Had A Little Lamb Recording, Dec 6, 1877

On this date in 1877 Thomas Edison recorded himself reciting the first stanza of "Mary Had a Little Lamb." *.  One of the first voice recordings.

Wouldn't it be more memorable if Thomas added a second improvised second stanza?  like:

"And All The Doctors Fainted!"

*UNCLE JOHN'S ALMANAC Page-a-Day Calendar, December 6, 2013.