#^&#*!@~%&!!

About the funniest seasonal thing I heard of lately: Last Sunday a lady minister had all the children of the congregation come up front to give them a separate message before the regular sermon started. She told them for Lent, she is giving up cursing. Yep cursing. I bet the kids eye lit up and probably wanted to know what curse words. And I bet the parents’ eyebrows were raised. I did hear they were enraged.