X Ray Glasses & Tattoos

 

Today we went to pick up our new glasses we had ordered.  The lady that waited on us made sure they rested very comfortable on our noses and ears.  After she got through adjusting  they fitted perfectly.

While adjusting she would point at her ear or nose and say, “Look here”.  She did good.

It also reminded me of my Naval office co-worker and friend Don.  Whenever Don tried on anyone’s glasses for what ever reason he would suddenly grab his crotch, like hiding and say, “Wow!  I didn’t know your glasses has X-Ray vision – How did you get that scar?”

It was a wise-crack that never got old’

Afterwards we went to a nice eatery for lunch.  Believe it or not, our waitress did not have any tattoos on her arms, neck, or below her knees.  Knowing her demeaner, I doubt if she had any tattoos above her knees either.   That is hard to believe.