Free the Prince!

 This evening on television we were watching another installment of QUEEN VICTORIA. We wondered what was Queen Victoria’s husband name?

We could not think of his name.

Anna said a pipe tobacco was named after him.

When I heard that I knew immediately said “PRINCE ALBERT!”

I did not know the Prince’s name for scholarly reasons, but I do know pranks:

Calling grocery store:

RING!

“Hello, Big Apple Grocery!”

“Do you have PRINCE ALBERT in the can?”

“I’ll be right back!”

A few minutes late:

“Yessir, we have Prince Albert in the can!”

“Well, let him out, he might smother!”