I won the lotery!

 

I won playing the lottery.  Weekly, at the grocery store I play Power Ball and Mega Millions.   I was so excited I forgot which one, not that it matters.

Before I buy a new car, or reserve a space flight, or buy drinks on the house I need to settle down to reality:

Of the $10 I invested in the lottery this week my winnings were  $4.  So, my winnings were -$6.

This is the first time I won anything in at least 3 years. Which is roughly $1,520.  But my lucky day is coming, I can feel it.

By the Law of Averages if nothing else.