The Cane or the Tiger

I probably mentioned this before, that I noticed that old men love to flirt with nurses and receptionists. Today in the doctors office waiting room there was an elderly man there that had a charming dignified wit. When he was leaving the doctor came out from the back room and told him he forgot his walking cane. The doctor jokingly told him that was nice cane, and he would like to have it himself, “What would you take for it?” The old geezer thoughtfully said, “I am leaving with either my cane or HER.” Pointing at the receptionist. I couldn’t see a smile. The receptionist said, “Give him the cane now!” (laughing).