Proof There Is Gravity

 

I have some good news!  I will vouch that Sir Isaac Newton was right.   There is Gravity!  Some skeptics wanted proof.  I have a sour red spot on top of my head this morning, which is proof..

This morning I got up early and started my daily routine, and that is not to turn on the lights in the bedroom and feel by touch and memory down the hall  to the bathroom.  This morning at one point I lost the wall and fell.  And fell hard.  It felt like I fell 50 feet and WHAM!  How I landed on my head I don’t know.  I am only 5 ft 7, so it is not like I could do cartwheels or something on the way down.

No Bones were broken.

Not that it matters I fell last week too.  I wonder if I could sleep with my bicycle helmet on?