Keeping Up

Today in a restaurant two ladies were in the next booth.  One was elderly and the other was middle age The elderly was dressed plainly and the middle-age lady dressed affluently fashioned.  The older lady was fussing about the food, then she was fussing about having to eat it all.  The younger lady told her "You don't  have to eat it all, have them put it in a box to carry it home Mother."
Mother? 
So the younger lady carried her mother out to lunch and both were uncomfortable.
The older lady found some more things to fuss about  and the daughter was disgusted.
When they walked off the daughter told her mother, "This is the last time I'm talking you out."

Also on a busy traffic road billboard:  A pretty teenager with braces on.  A dental company ad, it said "HAVE THE BEST SELFIES!!"

Keeping up with modern trends.