Will Catch Them Red-Handed!

I heard on the news this morning that the White House is looking for a way to catch cheaters using social medias.   An example would be somebody getting paid disability and at a wedding reception dancing.

The federal government needs all the money they can get to pay America’s millionaires and billionaires big fat bonuses for, well, for being themselves.

I thought of another way modern technology can assist the White House finding some cheaters:  Food stamp users.  Basic food groups are acceptable, but condiments?  Catsup. Mustard, barbecue sauce, hot sauce are unnecessary luxuries that only the well off deserve. 

The technology:  Make id photos of food stamps recipients.  Use the facial recognition in the condiment aisle of the grocery store to sound and ugly alarm if a food stamp recipient picks up a bottle.  The same would apply for salt and sugar. 

$$$ Millions will be saved.

(I hope you, the reader, know I am poking at the whole concept.).