One of my
liberal friends introduced me to the REDNECK
LIBERAL's rants and ravings on
facebook. I only watched three of his
editorials but I got the idea that if the far right does something stupid he
rants and raves with a lot of four letter words. I enjoyed and agreed with the three Youtube
editorials by him that I saw.
You need to
know about the above to appreciate the continuation of this article.
My late
mother-in-law's house is surrounded by tall trees. Therefore, it doesn't take long for leaves
and little limbs gather all over the roof.
About five
or six years ago I got stuck on top of our house and realized I lost my ability
to swing around and get back on the ladder.
I haven't been back on top of a house since. A retired man we know that does that kind of
thing, came over and clean off the roof.
He brought his 93 year old father, who is in amazingly good shape for
his age.
While the son
blew and raked off the debris I walked down by the street and around picking up
trash people had thrown from their cars and chatted with the elderly father.
I do not
know their religious or political feelings.
After he
finished, lowered his blower and other tools he came down the ladder and we
began carrying sticks, little limbs, to a large pile of brush.
Then,
unprovoked, My iphone started talking. I
suppose what happened is sort of like "Butt-dialing". I had the phone in my left front shorts'
pocket so, instead of the butt-dialed it was a front-hip dialed. The voice was loud. It was the REDNECK LIBERAL ranting about
Tennessee and the Bible as the State Official book. Unlike un-redneck liberals who prefer to use
$10 words as adjectives and nouns, he was using the F-word, spoken loud and
clear when he needed a shocking the adjective or noun. I desperately tried to turn it off, and the
more I tried the louder it got. It was
as if it reached into the depth of my phone's memory and found what it was
looking for, and holding it high above its little electronics' head showing off
what it found.
The 93 year
old father and the 65 year old son did not change expressions as I wrestled
with the gadget.
Finally I
managed to shut the thing off.
Whew!
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