Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Today for lunch we ate at a restaurant near us and ran into an ex-neighbor.  We chatted, or mostly bragged about our children and grandchildren.  We started out saying we have a grandson only about  13 days old.  She topped it by saying her latest grandson is only a week old. It was an unfair match from the start.  She is the aggressive competitive  type anyway, and she has three children and three grandchildren.  She has the youngest and oldest grandchild.

We knew before we started she would trump us on everything  and get the last word in.