Where Is Everybody?

The world was scheduled to end in the early hours today. Are we the only survivors? Well, no, the Marietta Daily Journal was in our driveway. That means that the world didn’t end or we of this household and the Marietta Daily Journal carrier are the only survivors.

On the other hand, in the 1700s, an adjustment was made to the calendar, which shifted the dates a day or two, so maybe Nostradamus and the makers of the Mayan Calendar didn’t take that into consideration when doing their prediction. So, the end of the world may be delayed a day. Wait! If Nostradamus could foresee the end of the world couldn’t he also foresee the date change on the calendar?