Kim Jong Il Kicked the Supreme Bucket

PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korea announced the death of supreme leader Kim Jong Il. - AJConline.com

When I first read the headlines I wondered who would take Kim Jong Il's place. His son? His grandson?

Then, I remebered, Kim Jong Il was noted for his intelligence and wisdom. He knew this day would come and to take the burden from all, he made the decision who would replace him: Himself! That's right! Years ago he appointed himself something like Supreme Leader of North Korea for Eternity.

Problem solved!