Helpful Information About Fun Farting

Sometimes I wonder if this blog is universal enough. It definitely has a local outlook.

Here is some information you might find useful:

It takes 45 minutes for gas to pass through your system and become a fart.*

This might be useful if you are an adolescent and want to impress your peers or an elderly person and want to shock a young person by using the “pull my finger” surprise joke. You need to plan your surprise 45 minutes ahead of time.

I should also warn you to use caution. Remember, the fart is coming straight “Off the stuff” so to speak. With just a little unintended added grunting might “backfire” on you.

Is that Universal enough for you?

*UNCLE JOHN’S BATHROOM READER Page-A-Day Calendar, Monday 24, 2011.