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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Actual Conversations


True Story The Other Day

Office Person 1: You are already back? You were not gone long. Did you get to vote? How long were you in line:

Office Person 2: About an hour.

Office Person 1: I heard people had to stand in line for about three or four hours.

Office Person 2: Er – I carried my wife oxygen tank and hooked it on – they led me to the front of the line.

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Food Channel on TV

Me: Who is that?

Anna: Sandra Lee

Me: I knew it was somebody with an easy-to-remember-name.

2 comments:

  1. Takes all kinds, doesn't it.

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  2. Si,
    This guy knows how to play the system like a fiddle.

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