Facts From Uncle John's Bathroom Readers

From Uncle John’s Almanac page-a-day calendar:

Today is National Siblings day.

I have two siblings. And each of my two siblings have two siblings. None of the three sets of siblings are the same.

And from Uncle John’s TRIUMPHANT 20TH ANNIVERSARY BATHROOM READER:

In the month before Elvis died he was averaging about 65,000 calories a day. That is the maximum calorie intake for 26 men.

I’m sure his income was more than the salaries of 26 men. So, he was just trying to do what he could to even things out.